That loud thunderous thud you heard this morning was not Grandma breaking her hip in the kitchen.  It was the Miami Heat releasing their 3 alternate jersey's for the upcoming NBA season.  Most people  see these jersey's as a cool way to match your NBA jersey to your NBA skid marked boxers.  I see them and think about the good ole' day's.  That's right.  The Rony Seikaly era.

That's right.  The Serbian-Greek-Freak.  At first glance you may think Rony was a gumpy,anal sex loving 12th man.   Seikaly was actually a great player.  University of Syracuse even retired his number. Averaged 14 and 9, over a block a game during his career.   So what happened to Ron Ron?  NBA analyst? Nah. Porn career?  Nope.   Drug dealer?  Close..

That's right.  Night Club DJ!!!! DEH..DEH DERUPMPHH DERUPMHF.  DEH, DEH!!

DJ RONY RON! Y'all!   The Serb-Greek, a self-proclaimed DJ since he was 14. (1980 ish) has been dropping panties the past couple of years in Miami.   Where pure ecstasy, a non-lethal STD and a fake Maserati key gets you access to any night club.   

As I was pursuing the Google images, I could not believe that someone would pay money to see a 50 year old Ron Ron play some of the worst music on the planet.  

WTF

Photographer: Give me sexy Ronald!!  

RS: shut up!  Let me do this!1

Photographer: (frustrated)Give me the look that Bill Cosby gave all of those poor women before they passed out!

RS: No Problem.

Nobody fucks with The Ron-Ron.

Seikaly looks like the guy that fills your vending machine at work.  Not a DJ.  A part of me wants to see this in person.  The other part wants to kick the other part's ass for wanting to see this in person.   I have a couple of questions with the above photo.  1.) How much is Ron-Ron getting paid?  2.) why is he wearing a shirt from Walmart?  3.)look at the dude over Rony's right shoulder.  Is this the clientele I can look forward to seeing at DJ Ron-Ron's shows? 4.) that joint has to be laced with Cocaine, right?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XiAoTgM8-lQ

Seikaly's label is called "Nervous Night Life"  Not sure what the fuck that means.  I'm sure he came up with that label name while holding 5 grams of  GHB in his asshole, so let's not judge.  Above is a link to a "continuous" mix of DJ Rony-Ron's music.  Which means he had to hit click 4 times.   The music is beyond brutal.  

 I am considering a "Where are they NowOhhhhNo" Monthly article.  Where I find NBA stars with hard core, investigative journalism.   Or Google.   Let me know what you think.